Trump with his ever changing tariffs reminds me of the demented tailor who made a man a custom suit that on first fitting didn’t fit. The left arm was too short and the right too long. Rather than altering the suit he told the customer to simply pull in the left arm and extend the right arm as far as he can while hunching his shoulders and then used a few safety pins to fix the length.
The pants of the suit didn’t fit at the waist, they were too small so the tailor told the guy to leave it unbuttoned and zip the fly down. The left leg was too tight so the tailor cut the seam to loosen it and the right was too long so he used the safety pins to shorten the leg.
At the end of the fitting the demented tailor exclaimed, “look, a perfect fit.”
Medicynical Note: Credit to my late Uncle Abe who told a similar story in our living room in Newark New Jersey 75 years ago, smoking a stinking cigar and dancing around demonstrating the ill fitting garment (unzipped fly my addition)
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